Kron Vollmer Teaches Me the Secret of Life
by Karen Pittelman
The first time we meet,
you’ve been forced to flee your apartment
due to carbon monoxide poisoning—
But not before choosing
the month’s signature color
and then grabbing
only clothes that match
so as to remain stylish in exile.
You peer at me
from under a regal fur hat
and say:
Do you think there is nothing to be done?
There is never
nothing to be done.
First of all,
there is dancing.
The way the arc of a wrist
can lift even
the heaviest flesh.
There is Barbara Streisand
and the specific holidays
on which one should
honor her.
If these borders
are not the right borders,
then declare your own.
Issue a new national currency,
set your own rate of exchange.
Attend to the tiny mysteries:
The tv switching on by itself
to your favorite film,
The butterflies mistaking your
father’s bright golf pants
for flowers.
Choose a wig
to keep your look timeless.
Plot a lifetime eyeglass plan
for ever-larger frames
until your whole face fits
behind enormous lenses.
If it is winter,
be crowned in this fur cap.
If it is spring,
we will swirl
in novelty print skirts.
And if you are starving,
there is always the forest
Where we must learn
to forage for delight,
Where even the deadliest mushroom
may also be exquisite.
Karen’s poetry has been published in Bodega, Sunday Salon, Keyhole, Machine Dreams, and New World Writing among others. She is the author of Classified: How to Stop Hiding Your Privilege and Use It for Social Change from Soft Skull Press while also being a singer-songwriter for the queer country band Karen & the Sorrows. Her third album, Guaranteed Broken Heart, was recently featured in Rolling Stone, Billboard, NPR, and the BBC. Currently, she resides in Brooklyn where she works as a writing coach.