by Rory Douglas       Old Cougar’s Grocery is the only grocery in town with an adult section.  The adult section has all the products that adults use—Old Cougar’s Facial-Hair Amplification Hot Dogs, Old Cougar’s Instant-Muscle Strawberry Yogurt, Teeth-Whitening Tan-Enhancing Popsicles, Height-Augmenting Shredded Monterey Cheese, Age-Reduction M&M’s, Temporary-Intelligence Pastaroni.   Even though my dad was born 50 [...]